i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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