Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
