Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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