hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
