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if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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