I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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