You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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