Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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