I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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