Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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