she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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