i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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