she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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