Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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