dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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