fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize