whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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