he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize