Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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