There is no way he is gay with that hair.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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