there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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