Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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