just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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its like you know when i get waxed
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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