You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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