I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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