Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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