that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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