Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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