i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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