shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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