The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
