on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Small penises have feelings too.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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