ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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