Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
