dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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