The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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