Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
