I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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