Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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