susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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