so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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