also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me š
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I mean, heās listed as āAndrew DC Threesomeā in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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