True but thats because hes a fetus.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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