She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
