Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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