HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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