Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
