she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Randomize
