Ambien. No doubt about it.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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