please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
