But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i believe in u and ur pee
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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