It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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