is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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